When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
"I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
