Mu Do Kwan Hapkido - I.H.F. Hapkido school. Information on the instructors, their trips to Korea and practical details.
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Middelharnis "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Middelharnis
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Middelharnis Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Middelharnis
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Middelharnis If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Middelharnis
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Middelharnis The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Middelharnis
"Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Middelharnis If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Middelharnis
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Middelharnis Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Middelharnis
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Middelharnis "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Middelharnis
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Middelharnis The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Middelharnis
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Middelharnis "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Middelharnis
"I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Middelharnis A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Middelharnis
"If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Middelharnis I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Middelharnis
