The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Transportation Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Transportation
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Transportation "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Transportation
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Transportation A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Transportation
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Transportation Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Transportation
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Transportation A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Transportation
That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Transportation True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Transportation
A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Transportation "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Transportation
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Transportation I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Transportation
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Transportation The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Transportation
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Transportation "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Transportation
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Transportation I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Transportation
