Dolfinarium Harderwijk - A dolphin center and family fun park. General information. (Mostly Dutch)
Burgers' Zoo - Information about the habitats: Safaripark, Bush, Desert and Ocean. With pictures and wallpapers.
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Zoos "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Zoos
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Zoos "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Zoos
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Zoos Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Zoos
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Zoos Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Zoos
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Zoos "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Zoos
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Zoos Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Zoos
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Zoos Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Zoos
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Zoos Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Zoos
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Zoos "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Zoos
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Zoos "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Zoos
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Zoos "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Zoos
