De Hoge Veluwe - The Netherland's largest national park. Practical information for visitors of the park, it's museums and an overview of arrangements for groups.
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Parks There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
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"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
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Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Parks The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Parks
There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Parks Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Parks
We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
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-- Oscar Wilde Parks Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Parks For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Parks "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Parks
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Parks What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Parks
"I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Parks When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Parks
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Parks It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Parks
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Parks I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Parks
