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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Travel Guides Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Travel Guides
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Travel Guides To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Travel Guides
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Travel Guides "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Travel Guides
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Travel Guides "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Travel Guides
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Travel Guides Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Travel Guides
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Travel Guides "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Travel Guides
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Travel Guides Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Travel Guides
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Travel Guides I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Travel Guides
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Travel Guides An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Travel Guides
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Travel Guides "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Travel Guides
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Travel Guides An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Travel Guides
