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Baktruppen - Theatre and performance group. Information about productions and actors, news, touring plans, reviews and press releases.
Brageteatret - Regional theatre, run by Buskerud County and Drammen City. Produce theatre with the perspective of children and young people, as well as theatre with a multicultural perspective. Information about the productions.
The Kinn Pageant - Outdoor theatre with 150 actors performing a pageant about love, treason, faith and Vikings conquering Ireland. Description of the play and ticket ordering information.
Luckypants Production - Producer of theatre and circus related performances and workshops.
Nordic Black Theatre - Cosmopolitan theatre in Oslo. List of goals, and information about its Children's theatre.
Teater Fusentast - Figure Theater - Information about performances, activities and history of the Theater Company.
Transiteatret - Bergen - Contemporary and critically committed theatre in the intersection area between theatre, dance and music. Program and information about productions.
Verdensteatret - Artists from different art fields. Information about their productions.
The English Speaking Theatre - Primarily a "theatre in education" company, staging theatre productions adapted for Norwegian students. About the company and its productions.
The International Theatre Academy Norway (TITAN) - A full-time, one year proffesional theatre training program. Contains information on philosophy, classes and auditions for admission.
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