Engerdal Touristinformation - Information on accommodations, activities, surroundings, and events for the Femund-Engerdal area, part of Hedmark county, bordering Sweden to the east.
In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Engerdal Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Engerdal
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Engerdal A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Engerdal
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Engerdal Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Engerdal
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Engerdal Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Engerdal
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Engerdal "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Engerdal
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Engerdal Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Engerdal
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Engerdal It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Engerdal
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Engerdal Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Engerdal
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Engerdal Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Engerdal
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Engerdal The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Engerdal
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Engerdal "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Engerdal
