Genealogy Research - Family history research by Allen Wald. Norwegian, danish and mid-west U. S. specialist based in Salt Lake City.
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Researchers Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Researchers
"You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Researchers If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Researchers
"Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Researchers It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Researchers
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Researchers It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Researchers
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Researchers May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Researchers
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Researchers "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Researchers
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Researchers The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Researchers
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Researchers Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Researchers
Marriage is a rest period between romances. If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Researchers I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Researchers
When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Researchers I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Researchers
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Researchers An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Researchers
