The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Vestfold The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Vestfold
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Vestfold "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Vestfold
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Vestfold One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Vestfold
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Vestfold "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Vestfold
May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Vestfold "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Vestfold
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Vestfold The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Vestfold
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Vestfold blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Vestfold
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Vestfold "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Vestfold
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Vestfold At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Vestfold
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Vestfold A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Vestfold
"I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Vestfold These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
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