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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Weather Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Weather
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Weather The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Weather
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Weather "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Weather
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Weather If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Weather
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Weather "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Weather
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Weather No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Weather
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Weather Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Weather "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Weather
The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Weather Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Weather
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Weather Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Weather
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Weather Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Man and wife make one fool. Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Weather
