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There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Comics My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Comics
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Comics I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
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-- August Strindberg CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
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Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
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-- Anne S Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Comics A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Comics
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
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- Mahatma Gandhi To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Comics There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
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-- Madeleine L'Engle "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Comics
.. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
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-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
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-- Anonymous The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
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-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Comics
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
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-- Anonymous Comics I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Comics
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
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-- H. L. Mencken Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
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-- Katharine Hepburn Comics Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
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-- Jack Welch Comics
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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- Jeremy Taylor Comics Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Comics The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Comics
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
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-- Robert Graves The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Comics "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Comics
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
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-- William Gladstone Comics We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Comics
