"For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Breeders "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Breeders
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Breeders In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Breeders
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Breeders You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Breeders
"College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Breeders Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Breeders
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Breeders Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Breeders
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Breeders Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Breeders
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Breeders The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Breeders
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Breeders Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Breeders
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Breeders I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Breeders
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Breeders There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Breeders
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Breeders Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Breeders
