You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Kennels In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Kennels
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Kennels If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Kennels
To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Kennels I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Kennels
"Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Kennels "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Kennels
They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Kennels Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Kennels
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Kennels Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Kennels
We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Kennels It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Kennels
There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Kennels Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Kennels
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Kennels "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Kennels
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Kennels I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Kennels
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Kennels The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
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