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-- Arthur C. Coxe I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
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Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
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-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
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"The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
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Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
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Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
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-- H. L. Mencken Motorcycles These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. I drink no more than a sponge.
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-- Anon. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
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-- Neils Bohr Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
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And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
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-- Garry Trudeau All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
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Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
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-- Chinese Proverb We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
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