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-- Charles Lamb The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
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-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
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-- D. H. Lawrence One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
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-- Henry Kissinger RVs, Trucks and Trailers
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-- Anonymous Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
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No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
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-- B. F. Skinner RVs, Trucks and Trailers
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
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-- Anita Wise Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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- Mae West RVs, Trucks and Trailers
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-- Chinese Proverb I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
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If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
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-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
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-- Oscar Wilde RVs, Trucks and Trailers "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) In the end, everything is a gag.
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Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
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-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
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In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
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-- Katharine Hepburn Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
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-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
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Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
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-- Benjamin Disraeli RVs, Trucks and Trailers Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
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