Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Web Design and Development Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Web Design and Development "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Web Design and Development
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Web Design and Development Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
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-- William Blake Web Design and Development
the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Web Design and Development Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
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-- Clive James Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Web Design and Development
Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Web Design and Development Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Web Design and Development
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Web Design and Development A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Web Design and Development
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Web Design and Development The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
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-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Web Design and Development
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Web Design and Development Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Web Design and Development
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Web Design and Development Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Web Design and Development
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Web Design and Development If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Web Design and Development
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Web Design and Development When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Web Design and Development
