Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Janitorial The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Janitorial
"In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Janitorial "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Janitorial
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Janitorial Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Janitorial
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale My other wife is beautiful. Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Janitorial A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Janitorial
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Janitorial "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Janitorial
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Janitorial Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Janitorial
Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Janitorial "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Janitorial
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Janitorial We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Janitorial
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Janitorial The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Janitorial
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Janitorial Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Janitorial
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Janitorial Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Janitorial
