When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Plumbing In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Plumbing
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Plumbing The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Plumbing
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Plumbing "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Plumbing
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Plumbing Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Plumbing
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Plumbing "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Plumbing
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Plumbing Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Plumbing
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Plumbing Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Plumbing
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Plumbing Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Plumbing
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Plumbing While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Plumbing
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Plumbing "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Plumbing
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Plumbing "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Plumbing
