Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Caterers Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Caterers
Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Caterers The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Caterers
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Caterers If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Caterers
Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Caterers "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Caterers
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Caterers Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Caterers
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Caterers You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Caterers
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Caterers Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Caterers
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Caterers Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Caterers
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Caterers Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Caterers
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Caterers "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Caterers
"You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Caterers Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Caterers
