"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
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-- Phyllis Diller The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Video Production "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
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-- General Douglas MacArthur Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Video Production
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Video Production Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Video Production
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Video Production Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Video Production
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Video Production "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Video Production
The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Video Production The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Video Production
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Video Production If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Video Production
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Video Production When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Video Production
"One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Video Production There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Video Production
Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Video Production blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Video Production
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Video Production If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Video Production
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Video Production I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
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