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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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-- P. J. O'Rourke It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
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-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
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-- Phyllis Diller "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
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-- Chinese Proverb "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Bakeries
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-- G. K. Chesterton Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
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-- Anonymous Bakeries
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
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-- George Bernard Shaw There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
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-- Sydney Smith If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
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-- Dinah Shore What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Bakeries
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
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-- Malcolm Forbes Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
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-- John Stuart Mill Bakeries
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-- John Harrigan Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Bakeries
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-- American Proverb Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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-- Agatha Christie "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
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- Irvin S. Cobb A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
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-- Dave Barry Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
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-- Rogers A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Bakeries Do or do not. There is no try.
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-- Fran Lebowitz I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
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-- Fred Allen May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Bakeries Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
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