Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Food You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Food
Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Food Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Food
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Food Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Food
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Food A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Food
"Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Food A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Food
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Food There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Food
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Food Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Food
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Food Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Food
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Food Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Food
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Food A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Food
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Food Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Food
