There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
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Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Jewelry Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
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-- Oscar Wilde There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
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-- George Bernard Shaw Jewelry
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Jewelry The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
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Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
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-- Eleanor Roosevelt Jewelry Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
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-- Anonymous Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
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--Don Galer Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
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To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
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-- Margaret Fairless Barber ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
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-- John Cage Jewelry "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Jewelry
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
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-- George Bird Evans Biography lends to death a new terror.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
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brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Jewelry "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
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-- Steve Bluestone To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Jewelry
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-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
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-- H. L. Mencken Jewelry "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Jewelry A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
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-- Alexander Pope You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Jewelry
The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Jewelry Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
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-- Robert Frost When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
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here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
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