"Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Malls Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Malls
"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Malls There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Malls
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Malls Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Malls
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Malls It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Malls
Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Malls Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Malls
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Malls What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Malls
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Malls A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Malls
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Malls Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Malls
No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Malls "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Malls
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Malls The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Malls
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Malls It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Malls
