An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Rentals We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Rentals
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Rentals "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Rentals
And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Rentals The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Rentals
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Rentals We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Rentals
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Rentals "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Rentals
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Rentals A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Rentals
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Rentals One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Rentals
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Rentals See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Rentals
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Rentals You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Rentals
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Rentals If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Rentals
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Rentals "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Rentals
