Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Sporting Goods "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Sporting Goods
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Sporting Goods Man and wife make one fool. We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Sporting Goods
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Sporting Goods "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Sporting Goods
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Sporting Goods The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Sporting Goods
Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Sporting Goods Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Sporting Goods
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Sporting Goods Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Sporting Goods
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Sporting Goods The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Sporting Goods
Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Sporting Goods That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Sporting Goods
Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Sporting Goods Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Sporting Goods
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Sporting Goods "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Sporting Goods
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Sporting Goods When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Sporting Goods
