The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Wineries Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Wineries
We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Wineries My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Wineries
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Wineries The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Wineries
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Wineries It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Wineries
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Wineries "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Wineries
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Wineries "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Wineries
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Wineries When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Wineries
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Wineries MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Wineries
"Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Wineries A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Wineries
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Wineries Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Wineries
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Wineries Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Wineries
