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Agency for Agriculture Market - Performs intervention purchases on the agriculture product market, escpecially in grain, butter and sugar
Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Foreign policy, statements, list and links to embassies.
National Security Bureau - Actually not a governmental body but supervised by the President.
Office of Public Procurement - Laws, monthly procurement bulletin (in Polish only) with announcements of tenders by all public institutions.
Agency for Industrial Development - State owned company supporting economic transformation of state enterprises, rescheduling their debt and providing loans.
National Labour Inspectorate - Checking working conditions, compliance with labour code.
Supreme Chamber of Audit - Auditing state institutions and institutions receiving public funds. Independent from the government.
Ministry of Environment - Laws and regulations, research and databases. Major areas: forestry, environment, water supply, floods. Polish/English.
Government's Plenipotentiary for property left by Russian Army - Investment offer, information about the property offered for sale, located in former Russian military bases in Poland.
Polish Agency for Foreign Investment - Partner for foreign businesses entering the Polish market, especially through direct investments.
Ministry of Economy - Responsible for industry, trade, tariffs, special economic zones, WTO liaisons, small and medium enterprises, supervising trade counsellors in Polish embassies abroad.
Office of the Committee for European Integration - Responsible for the accession negotiations with the EU.
Committee for Scientific Research - Provides financial support (grants) for science and research. Polish/English.
Ministry of National Defence - Navy, air-force and land force, military budget, membership in NATO.
Polish Committee for Standardization - Issues norms and standards.
Office of Technical Inspection - Performs checks of technical devices (lifts, elevators, cranes, high pressure devices).
Central Statistical Office of Poland (GUS) - various data on-line, publications.
Agricultural Property Agency of the State Treasury - Governing and privatizing land and property of former state farms. Announces public tenders for attractive land.
Patent Office - Protection of trademarks, inventions, designs.
Ministry of Finance - Responsible for state budget, tax administration and policies. Site includes a daily information service, current data and analysis.
The Higher Training Police School - Szczytno [Poland] - The only school in Poland training future senior officers for: the Police, Border Guard, and other law - enforcement agencies.
The Sejm of the Republic of Poland - Chamber of the Parliament of Poland. Introduction, legislative procedure and the chamber's pre-eminent role in the process, directory of deputies, committees, Constitution of 1997.
The Senate of Poland - Chamber of the Parliament.
Chancellery of the Prime Minister - Prime Minister, the Cabinet, Government Information Centre, central and local administration, newsletters, social reforms, archives.
Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans Government "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie Government I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous Government Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Government "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomlin The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Government Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Government Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Government Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style. -- Fred Astaire Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb Government "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde Government Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) What's new? Most of my wife. Government Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry Lorenzoni "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Government Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. -- Rita Rudner "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry Government If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic. -- Marie Tonkin A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. -- Elsa Schiapirelli Government Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H Government We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan Government I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot. -- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle Government I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Government The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Government "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Government I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous Government And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson What does not kill me makes me stronger. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Government "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Government
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