This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Catholicism "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Catholicism
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Catholicism "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Catholicism
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Catholicism Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Catholicism
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Catholicism blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Catholicism
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Catholicism "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Catholicism
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Catholicism "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Catholicism
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Catholicism Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Catholicism
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Catholicism The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Catholicism
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Catholicism In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Catholicism
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Catholicism The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Catholicism
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Marriage is a rest period between romances. Catholicism "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Catholicism
