Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Self-Catering Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Self-Catering
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Self-Catering Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Self-Catering
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Self-Catering I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Self-Catering
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Self-Catering Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Self-Catering
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Self-Catering "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Self-Catering
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Self-Catering "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Self-Catering
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Self-Catering The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Self-Catering
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Self-Catering Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Self-Catering
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Self-Catering A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Self-Catering
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Self-Catering Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Self-Catering
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Self-Catering Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Self-Catering
