Skalny Hotel - Surrounded by a forest, situated about 300 m from the town centre, "Liczyrzepa" restaurant, "Rubinowy" cocktail bar, "Sabat" night club with disco, indoor swimming pool, sauna, solarium and UVA solarium.
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Karpacz When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Karpacz
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Karpacz Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Karpacz
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Karpacz This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Karpacz
The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Karpacz To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Karpacz
"Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Karpacz "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Karpacz
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Karpacz "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Karpacz
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Karpacz In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Karpacz
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Karpacz In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Karpacz
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Karpacz I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Karpacz
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Karpacz "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Karpacz
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Karpacz A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Karpacz
