The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Legnica If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
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I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Legnica The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Legnica
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Legnica The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Legnica
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Legnica Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Legnica
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Legnica The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Legnica
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Legnica Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Legnica Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Legnica
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Legnica When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Legnica
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Legnica And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Legnica
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Legnica The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Legnica
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Legnica When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Legnica
