The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Polkowice In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Polkowice
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Polkowice "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Polkowice
"All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Polkowice I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Polkowice A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Polkowice
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Polkowice blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Polkowice
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Polkowice The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Polkowice
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Polkowice Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Polkowice
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Polkowice Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Polkowice
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Polkowice Man and wife make one fool. "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Polkowice
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Polkowice "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Polkowice
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Polkowice "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Polkowice
