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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Swidnica "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
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-- Orison Swett Marden He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Swidnica
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Swidnica All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Swidnica
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Swidnica An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Swidnica
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Swidnica The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Swidnica
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Swidnica "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Swidnica
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Swidnica I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Swidnica
Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Swidnica There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Swidnica
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Swidnica "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Swidnica
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Swidnica You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
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-- Ellen DeGeneres There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
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-- Bertrand Russell Swidnica
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Swidnica blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Swidnica
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Swidnica "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Swidnica
