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Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Gorzow Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Gorzow
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Gorzow "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Gorzow
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Gorzow I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Gorzow
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Gorzow The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Gorzow
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Gorzow Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Gorzow
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Gorzow "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Gorzow
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Gorzow >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Gorzow
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Gorzow A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Gorzow
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Gorzow "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Gorzow
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Gorzow No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Gorzow
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Gorzow Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Gorzow
