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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Malopolska I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Malopolska
More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Malopolska There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Malopolska
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Malopolska May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Malopolska
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Malopolska The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Malopolska
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Malopolska The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Malopolska
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Malopolska Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Malopolska
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Malopolska In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Malopolska
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Malopolska Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Malopolska
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Malopolska "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Malopolska
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Malopolska If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Malopolska
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Malopolska your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Malopolska