Andrychow - Official site of the town of Andrychow. Offers information about the town's history, as well as business and economy.
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Andrychow Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Andrychow
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Andrychow You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Andrychow
I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Andrychow Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Andrychow
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Andrychow It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Andrychow
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Andrychow "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Andrychow
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Andrychow Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Andrychow
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Andrychow Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Andrychow
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Andrychow Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Andrychow
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Andrychow Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Andrychow
Man and wife make one fool. Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Andrychow "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Andrychow
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Andrychow "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Andrychow
