American International School of Krakow - Pre-K through 8th grade, American style, in Krakow, Poland, operated by the Consul General of the United States, under the aegis of the US State Department.
Institute of Systematics and Evolution of Animals. - The main task of the Institute are researches devoted to different aspects of animal systematics, paleontology, faunistics, and cytology. All scientific projects carried out in the Institute's departments are focused on three main disciplines: zoology of vertebrates, zoology of invertebrates and experimental zoology.
Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Education Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Education
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Education Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Education
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Education Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Education
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Education
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Education "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Education
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Education Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Education
"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Education
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Education I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Man and wife make one fool. Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Education I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Education
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Education Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Education
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Education The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Education
