It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism
The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Travel and Tourism "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Travel and Tourism
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Travel and Tourism I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Travel and Tourism
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Travel and Tourism Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Travel and Tourism
True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Travel and Tourism Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Travel and Tourism
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Travel and Tourism "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Travel and Tourism
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Travel and Tourism Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Travel and Tourism
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Travel and Tourism Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Travel and Tourism
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Travel and Tourism When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Travel and Tourism
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Travel and Tourism
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Travel and Tourism Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Travel and Tourism
