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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Nowy Targ County "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Nowy Targ County
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Nowy Targ County blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Nowy Targ County
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Nowy Targ County The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Nowy Targ County
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Nowy Targ County Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Nowy Targ County
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Nowy Targ County Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Nowy Targ County
"The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Nowy Targ County The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Nowy Targ County
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Nowy Targ County The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Nowy Targ County
"Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Nowy Targ County Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Nowy Targ County
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Nowy Targ County If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Nowy Targ County
"Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Nowy Targ County Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Nowy Targ County
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Nowy Targ County LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Nowy Targ County
