If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Wolbrom Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Wolbrom
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Wolbrom Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Wolbrom
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Wolbrom Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Wolbrom
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Wolbrom Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Wolbrom
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Wolbrom Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Wolbrom
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Wolbrom Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Wolbrom
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Wolbrom I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Wolbrom
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Wolbrom "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Wolbrom
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Wolbrom "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Wolbrom
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Wolbrom "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Wolbrom
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Wolbrom There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Wolbrom
