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Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Mazovia Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Mazovia
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Mazovia Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Mazovia
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Mazovia Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Mazovia
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Mazovia Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Mazovia
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Mazovia Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Mazovia
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Mazovia The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Mazovia
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Mazovia "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Mazovia
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Mazovia Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Mazovia
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Mazovia Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Mazovia
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Mazovia Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Mazovia
"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Mazovia If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Mazovia
