Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Warka The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Warka
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Warka Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Warka
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Warka I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Warka
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Warka It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Warka
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Warka "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Warka
"A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Warka For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Warka
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Warka It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Warka
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Warka If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Warka
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Warka "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Warka
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Warka The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Warka
I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Warka Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Warka
