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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
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-- Peter DeVries I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
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-- Woody Allen Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
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-- Winston Churchill We do not remember days; we remember moments.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
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-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
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-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports
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