"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Glubczyce Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Glubczyce
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Glubczyce Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Glubczyce
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Glubczyce The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Glubczyce
"The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Glubczyce I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Glubczyce
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Glubczyce "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Glubczyce
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Glubczyce Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Glubczyce
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Glubczyce Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Glubczyce
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Glubczyce Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Glubczyce
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Glubczyce It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Glubczyce
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Glubczyce Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Glubczyce
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Glubczyce Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Glubczyce
