A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Kluczbork In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Kluczbork
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Kluczbork Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Kluczbork
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Kluczbork War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Kluczbork
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Kluczbork Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Kluczbork
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Kluczbork He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Kluczbork
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Kluczbork "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Kluczbork
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Kluczbork "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Kluczbork
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Kluczbork Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Kluczbork
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Kluczbork To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
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"Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Kluczbork "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Kluczbork
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Kluczbork "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Kluczbork
