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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Niemodlin Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Niemodlin
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Niemodlin Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Niemodlin
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Niemodlin Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Niemodlin
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Niemodlin There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Niemodlin
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Niemodlin "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Niemodlin
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Niemodlin Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Niemodlin
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Niemodlin Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart My other wife is beautiful. I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Niemodlin
"Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Niemodlin "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Niemodlin
Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Niemodlin He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Niemodlin
I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Niemodlin The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Niemodlin
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Niemodlin That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Niemodlin
