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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Opole If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Opole
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Opole Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Opole
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Opole Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Opole
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Opole "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Opole
Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Opole Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Opole
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Opole A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Opole
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Opole Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Opole
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Opole The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Opole
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Opole Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Opole
The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Opole The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Opole
"These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Opole A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Opole
