The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Strzelce Opolskie There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Strzelce Opolskie
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Strzelce Opolskie Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Strzelce Opolskie
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Strzelce Opolskie There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Strzelce Opolskie
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Strzelce Opolskie Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Strzelce Opolskie
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Strzelce Opolskie The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Strzelce Opolskie
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Strzelce Opolskie The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Strzelce Opolskie
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Strzelce Opolskie Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Strzelce Opolskie
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Strzelce Opolskie Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Strzelce Opolskie
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Strzelce Opolskie There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Strzelce Opolskie
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Strzelce Opolskie In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Strzelce Opolskie
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Strzelce Opolskie Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Strzelce Opolskie
